Red Light Arcade

Hey. Thanks a ton for dropping in. I'm waaay behind on the workload around here, so I'm sorry 'bout that. I've been freakin' swamped with other stuff for a bit, so I had to set things here aside for a bit. Also, people aren't signing up for the advertised programs (even the FREE one!?) so I'm not currently making anything from this site. I know that's not too much of an excuse, but ya know, when money comes from other work, it just floats to the top of the pile, eh?

Anyway, I really will try to get some new goods up online soon. Keep coming back, please. For now, you can sign up and post in the forums if you'd like!

Thanks for hangin' out. :)

Heya, good to have you here. I've decided to put up some discussion forums for people to chat in. I'm not sure how that's going to go just yet, but we'll see what happens. It will take some time for people to come by and sign up to start posting, but for now, I just want to make you aware of the new feature. You have to be a member to post, so hopefully that will keep down the junk posts a bit. However, I know there will be jerks coming by and dropping their spam for us to endure... please refrain from doing so. I'll be deleting posts that piss me off and banning people that write said posts... and I don't want to have to mess with that shit, so just don't put me through the pain, eh? Thanks.

Anyway, the Adult Online Game Forums are ready to post in, so let me know what you think about the categories and topics.. please give suggestions about what you'd like to see more of. Thanks!

Well, the current theme is a bit borked. I'm workin' on getting it spiffy, but I need to figure out why some of the stuff is looking so wonky. Thanks for your patience if you see text aligned weird or stuff covering up text, etc. Hopefully the games will always show okay, but I think sometimes they will be covering up the menus and such... bah. Anyway, thanks for dropping by and I hope you're liking what you see so far! There are a ton of adult online games coming soon, so keep coming back!

Heya. I've finished another round of back-end work on the site, so I'm getting on to adding a few games for ya. "Yay," I know. Hopefully you'll find some of them either slightly fun or at least sexy-ish... there are a lot of crappy games out there! I'm not going to pass judgement on all of them for you... you can decide what you do/don't like for yourself. After all, the whole "eye of the beholder" thing is in full effect, even for adult online games! :P

So I've been swamped... yeah, yeah. Typical banter from an overload webmastery-type guy. I know you don't care to hear about how busy I am when you're looking for more adult online games! Yeah, yeah...

Well, I'm still working hard on some more back-end stuff... and not the good kind of warm, soft back end of a sweet, hot babe. Nope, not that kind of back end. If I was working hard on that, I'd hardly be taking any time to sit here typing to you horny bums. No way. I'd be working on that back end.

*Ahem!*... anyway... my point has to do with working on this website's programming gunk. I'm also working on a batch of original games that will start our library of fun (hopefully) and sexy (assuredly) adult Flash games for your playing/yanking pleasure.

So, I'll get back to it and let you go play what's here for now. Go ahead and sign up for an account and drop me a note! I'd like to hear from folks to see what you're up to and find out what you'd like to see more (or less?) of.

Thanks for dropping by and come on back soon.

Yeah, yeah.. there are ads popping into the site. I'm still tinkering with getting them to display in a reasonable fashion, while getting those puppies in front of your drooling eyes too! I have to pay the bills for running this site somehow, so please understand that the ads are needed.

Actually, if you want to support our efforts, the best way is to sign up for a program if you're interested. There are some great deals to be had.. only for ADULTS, of course. You shouldn't even be reading this if you're under 18, after all... since you read the notice up top, right??!?

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Now.. I'm going to go back to putting more games online. :P
Thanks for visiting!